stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

thebesttextp0sts:

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

i am completely dead

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

same

teendisasterr:

i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly

magicconchshell:

imagine if you went to go see a horror movie but it was just a slide show of your middle school selfies for an hour

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

clothes shopping would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

That moment when you get a high score in a test you didn’t study for.

laugh-addict:

Trying to look sexy while smiling:

laugh-addict:

Expectation:

Reality:

 

goddammitganon:

fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”